I go to do my morning business in the boys’ bathroom because Franklin’s on the machine and his dialysis tubes and stuff block our ensuite. I could climb over and squeeze by the rolling table that holds the prepared gauze pads “pillows”, 2 strips of tape cut to size to adhere the 2 pillows to … Continue reading
Category Archives: Toilette humour
Puff Puff Pass the Crochet Hook
I wanted to make a corny funny slightly edgier crochet pic. Some will get it. 😂 Continue reading
A Long Drive – Bathroom Stop Not Soon Enough
We’re on our way back from Lion’s Camp Dorset, the only dialysis cottage resort in Canada that I know of. For anyone who has kids a long road trip can have its own challenges when it comes to potty breaks. Boy 1: I have to go to the bathroom Me: No problem baby, we will … Continue reading
Toilette Training – Fail 1
Baby 2 wanted to wear underwear. SCHWEET! It’s like he’s toilette training himself. I started putting it on over his diapers. Just so he can get used to it.  Then I took away the diaper. But within 30 minutes I see a big puddle on the floor. I asked my eldest why’d he spilled the … Continue reading
Stool Analysis and Poo Chart
Well, now that The Boy is pretty much potty trained, I’ve had the privledge of putting on my doctor’s hat (parents where many hats. chef, chauffeur, doctor, laundress, mom, dad, Santa, Easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc) on. Now, when I see his poop, I know little nuggets are not a healthy thing.  Watching Eat Yourself … Continue reading
What’s Next??
Blog. Blog. Blog. I have tons of ideas that I want to write about. Sometimes, inspiration comes from my life, your life, the news, TV, observations while I’m out, surfing the net, even FB posts! It takes just one word,a sentence, an action, an expression on someone’s face, to spark a fire within my head … Continue reading
I smell $h!t. Do you smell that?!?
Have you ever potty trained a kid?!? It’s my first time and man, are there ups and downs. And the downs are all gross! UP: M-Dawg: Can I use the potty mommy? Me: Yes! Yes! Of course! Come, let me undo your onesy. M-Dawg: (Runs over and puts his arms up to take it off) … Continue reading
Potty Mouth – LITERALLY
ewww! ewww! ewww! You’d think I would know better by now. It starts off with a 4:13am wake up cry. At first it sounded like mwah mwah mwah mwah like Charlie Brown’s teacher. Then you slowly figure it out. PICK ME UP! MY DIAPER IS DIRTY! FEED ME! The more intense crying then the 1:15am … Continue reading
POO EMERGENCY! POO EMERGENCY!!
Well last night’s sleep was better than most night’s sleep lately. Lucas woke up only twice! 11pm, 2:45am, 4:45am then fully awake by 6:30am. I don’t count 11pm since I was awake anyway and 6:30am is sleeping in for him. This sleep deprived reality is a Princess’ birth control. HAHA It got ‘better’. As the … Continue reading