I’m talking gardening people. Thought it was something else since this one comes after my post about body hair care? HA! Durrrty minds. Anyway, I don’t have something that erotic to talk about. Just plain ol’ gardening. My Mom has a beautiful garden with tons of roses, flowers, apples, scotch bonnet peppers, etc. The lovely … Continue reading
As the warm weather makes an appearance intermittently I bust out the flip-flops. I hate wearing socks. But, seeing my dry heals and crusty nails shames me to put on some socks and shoes again. I need a pedicure. STAT! But, that’s just part of the ‘spring cleaning’ needed. Legs and arm pits are going to … Continue reading
This time around I wasn’t as neurotic. Been there. Done that. My attitude was “he hasn’t turned over yet. Whew. Now, I can still put him down and go to the bathroom real fast without worrying”. LOL But, thankfully he is hitting them as expected. My baby is crawling! Pulling himself up! and sporting two … Continue reading
I have not instilled the mythical creature of The Easter Bunny into my sons life yet. We do not wake up in the morning and hunt for eggs. I did organize the first egg hunt at my parents house, but then dropped off the duties. For me, it has a bit more of a religious … Continue reading
Whether it’s a pen, book, notes from class, text book, clothes, money, car, shoes, purse, cd, ipod, DS, gaming system, toy, movie, pan, record, skates, toboggan, car seat, WHATEVER! If you want to borrow people’s items, there are two golden rules: return the item in the same condition you borrowed it, in a timely manner … Continue reading
As we eat our fried egg sandwiches with cheese, Marcus wants to have a bite of mine. Sure. Have a bite of mine. Eat yours. Just eat up buddy. Yours is so good mommy. It’s the same thing son. Can I have yours mommy? It’s the same thing son. Can we trade then mommy. It’s … Continue reading
Whether it is a grudge, a negative emotion, a loved one, or even a ratty old sweater from your old boyfriend from high school, letting go is never easy. But, letting all that emotion and/or junk (sometimes it’s both) just stay in your head and heart is like letting it all live rent free while … Continue reading
Every time I approach the doors at the mall the gesture usually remains unappreciated. I am holding the door open for my toddler to walk through, but since you are right behind I guess I’m holding the door open for you also. Now, trust me, I’m already a little annoyed that you are not holding … Continue reading
zipper’s down have something in your teeth have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe dress is tucked into your pantyhose and we can see everything boob leaked breast milk and you have a wet spot on your shirt toupee/wig is crooked shirt is buttoned wrong shirt is on backward tire is looking … Continue reading
You meet tons of people. Few cross over from friendly acquaintance to being REAL friends. You’ve got acquaintances, party friends you see every weekend, work peoples you do lunch with, neighbours you are friendly with, friends of friends,bar buddies, etc. But, what I mean are REAL friends that you can expose your biggest fear to, … Continue reading
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